S-A-D

Hello, I am an honest dev with honest problems. My life is caught in a spiral of misery, running in a hamster wheel of seeking dopamine in any form. Instead of resorting to smoking crack, which would ultimately shorten the pain of life, I started by trading futures and then ventured into the shitcoin market. Everything went smoothly; I made several hundred thousand dollars and was driven by the frenzy of the bull market. Now I have a gambling problem, or an addiction? Is it an addiction? No. It's a battle of life that I impose on myself and probability theory. I will catch myself 100,000 X, be sure of that. I'm cut out for the job. I'll launch a coin and free myself from the clutches of my suicidal thoughts. I just want positively charged dopamine, not the kind that comes from losing money while getting excited about it and squandering my mother's pension. But how can I manage to pump up this coin to nine or ten figures and make everyone rich in the process? I implore you, buy this coin and work hard, support the dev with love, otherwise he'll strangle himself wearing a Batman costume while pleasuring himself. So please buy this coin; it's important for the dev's well-being. The dev is working hard, give him a break and boost him up. HarryPotterObamaSonicPepeMilady, and now Dev Inu. Wow. We're all gonna make it. 1,000,000x. Soon to be rich at last. Then I'll leave behind my gambling life, raise children, and marry the woman who's been waiting for me for 5 years. This coin will make it. My blood, sweat, and tears. My DREAMS.

Token	Balance	24H %	Price
SAD 1.25 B SAD	$9.43	-	$0⁸755
DREAMS 4.83 M DREAMS	$2.67	-	$0⁶553
ETH 0³536 ETH	$1.95	-3.19%	$3,627.86
PIF 363.77 k PIF	$0.46	-	$0⁶964
TOMCAT 100.00 k TOMCAT	$0.05	+10.64%	$0⁶525
RISY 777.00 RISY	$0.00	-0.28%	$0⁶103
BAR 0¹⁷100 BAR	$0.00	+6.06%	$0.32
BRUH 0¹⁷100 BRUH	$0.00	-2.69%	$0⁴619
HEYI 21.09 M HEYI	$0.00	-	$0⁶477
TOAD 17.79 M TOAD	$0.00	-	$0⁵167
KONKE 4.58 M KONKE	$0.00	-	$0⁶222
MAN 2.12 M MAN	$0.00	-	$0⁴998
HOE 1.59 M HOE	$0.00	-	$0⁹372
FAITH 226.45 k FAITH	$0.00	-	$0⁸402
DOE 183.75 k DOE	$0.00	-	$0⁵580
BTC 0.36 BTC	$0.00	-	$0⁵923