Wrapped Ether

Please @tipcoineth why did you do this to me. I sat for hours, days, even weeks on end trying to farm $TIP. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more this cryptocurrency token which many people said would be generational wealth. I ignored my friends, skipped out on sex, quit my job and threw out my kid just to make time to farm $TIP... slogging through the grind, all day, the same tweets over and over, hundreds of times to the point where I know every little detail such that I have attained such tweeting nirvana that I can literally tweet blindfolded. Yet you took all my $TIP all because I used a burner wallet. Now my generational wealth is gone and all I can do is sulk behind the computer screen with my bald fat ass eating nothing but cup noodles and bread for the next 1 month.

Token	Balance	24H %	Price
WETH 0²256 WETH	$8.65	+0.99%	$3,377.64
BEG 32.40 M BEG	$0.00	-	$0⁶180