Based? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is BasedAre you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is based or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was?Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact,I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be Based once again.Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing send. You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that.You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee.What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want Based on your gravestone?

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