Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium. Other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool. Its length 30 meter, width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 18% of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. A very nosy people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in world. We invented toffee and trouser pants. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course for too many scars. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place. From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader. From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

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