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Flooz App is available on Android, in the Play Store, and iOS, in the App Store. Look for "Flooz" or "Flooz: NFTs & Crypto Wallet" in the app stores.
You don’t have to worry about entering any personal information, or wait around to be validated. Downloading the Flooz App is free and doesn't require KYC or account setup. Get set up in less than two minutes, and gain instant access to buy over 180K cryptocurrencies!

Setting up your non-custodial crypto wallet using Flooz is simple and secure, we value the importance of privacy and ownership, meaning that you’re the sole owner of your digital assets at all times.

After setting up your Flooz App, always make sure you set a strong 6-digit pin-code or configure your Face ID, and back up your secret phrase to store in a safe place.

If you already have a crypto wallet, then you can easily bring in your assets, NFTs, and transaction records by importing your existing wallet into the Flooz App. Once you're in, you can add up to five accounts for free and use them for various transactions like buying, swapping, spending, and sending tokens to your friends!

When selecting a crypto wallet, there are numerous factors to weigh, but safety should definitely be your first priority. Flooz provides you with a non-custodial wallet, and if you care about security, you don’t want any provider to store your assets on your behalf, right?

This could happen when you let someone else store your funds - FTX lost $6 billion dollars worth of customer funds.

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